DM: As you go further into the spider cave, you see the walls and floors are covered in web. You also see a large hole in the center of the room.
Fighter: I throw a burning torch down the hole to see how far down it is.
DM: As the torch hits the ground, it ignites the webs and they begin to burn rapidly and spread up the hole.
Rogue: (To Fighter) Tell me, what was your Intelligence again?
Stuff I like (all)
Going from English Major to cbf in 0-100
- Bumi Hates Being Brushed. No, Really. He does. TOTALLY.
Me: man I have never seen someone look as pissy and yet be utterly disinclined to stop what...
- Brief life update!
In point form because I’m lazy:
- I have an awesome new job in a really high-tech lab, which I start on Wednesday. This...
LOTR Extended marathon with mah bestie, copious wine, cornflakes and flirting with a hella cutie cutie.
I am liking tonight.
- “That’s a cockstrap….NO JOCKSTRAP”— Willow